One Girl's Daily Boredom....Now based in Prague, Czech Republic
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Black and Blue
What happens when you're at a bar for a goodbye party and all of a sudden a stool falls on your foot?
This
It only really got bad after I wore high heels two days later. It's not broken I swear. Just really blue. Or green. Or something not normal. Seriously don't worry. Kept Man is worrying enough for you. I'm not even limping or anything. Really.
That picture makes it look good. Her entire foot is black. "no... it's just the light," she says. Sure, the light illuminating your broken foot. You're other foot in the same light isn't all black.
Please explain to my wife that she needs to go to the doctor as soon as she can and to not be scared of the doctor. I'm going with her. We'll manage. Ahhhhh!
...actually black? like gangrene or frost bite? i think if she's still walking on it all right, it's probably fine. if she can rotate it in a full circle and flex and release. she does bruise amazingly easily.
but don't be scared of the doctor. maybe prague doctors are nicer than US ones who when you break your foot and go to them say, "it is not broken," 4 days later when you call them and demand to know what the x-rays say because they have not called you and you are unable to walk on it and it is STILL gimpy to this day. i'm not bitter.
ha ha ha! it's green!
ReplyDeleteare you the jolly green giant?
but seriously, remember RICE: rest, ice, compress, and elevate.
also you might consider painting your toenails to match. snort.
Heh. I totally had pity for you until the high heels thing. Silly duckfoot.
ReplyDeleteyikes i hope you recover quickly!
ReplyDeleteThat picture makes it look good. Her entire foot is black. "no... it's just the light," she says. Sure, the light illuminating your broken foot. You're other foot in the same light isn't all black.
ReplyDeletePlease explain to my wife that she needs to go to the doctor as soon as she can and to not be scared of the doctor. I'm going with her. We'll manage. Ahhhhh!
...actually black? like gangrene or frost bite? i think if she's still walking on it all right, it's probably fine. if she can rotate it in a full circle and flex and release. she does bruise amazingly easily.
ReplyDeletebut don't be scared of the doctor. maybe prague doctors are nicer than US ones who when you break your foot and go to them say, "it is not broken," 4 days later when you call them and demand to know what the x-rays say because they have not called you and you are unable to walk on it and it is STILL gimpy to this day. i'm not bitter.